Someone forgot to renew the family’s license plate registrations.
Raise your hand if you know who that person was.
Raise your hand if you were wrong when you guessed ‘Curt.’
BUT, there’s another registration coming up and this one is waaaaay more fun.
Last year, TexasNorth celebrated the births of 5 bull calves and 1 heifer calf. Let’s just for old time’s sake give it up again for the fact that having 5 bull calves out of 6 is like a 3.1% possibility. We’re hoping those numbers are reversed for this year’s calf crop so we can have more cutie patooty little wittle babies next Spring!
It’s time to register that little gal… who’s not so little anymore. To be a registered Longhorn cow, you need a brand (which we have) and a name (which we don’t have). That’s where you come in.
She’s grown up a bit since last year, eh?
YOU, my dear brilliant creative friends, are in charge of naming our very first born-on-the-property registered calf. Like race horses and show dogs, registered cattle tend to have some pretty wacky names. Often- but not always- the names are derived from the pedigree of the animal… or, in easy-speak, the parents. The parents in this case are Barbie Doll and Night Safari Rio Safari. That should give you a good place to start
[edited Monday night: Ack! I goofed the pedigree slighty... Night Safari was a Grandma. Daddy was RIO Safari. Walter Tango! Check this:
Rio Grande & Night Safari begat Rio Safari; Avalanche & Belinda begat Barbie Doll
And then Rio Safari and Barbie Doll begat Yet-Un•Named-Baby-Girl pictured above.]
Sheesh. Carry On.
We’ll narrow it down for Thursday and then have everyone vote for the winner over the weekend. Winner gets a TexasNorth baseball tee!
Now, pick yourselves up off the floor and get-ta-namin’!
Bring it on. Do us proud.



February 28th, 2011 at 8:19 am
Cohen and I vote “Claire”
February 28th, 2011 at 8:26 am
well, some rather inappropriate things came to mind at the thought of barbie doll on a night safari. i realize that technically it was the other way around though… instead, i vote for black stiletto. stella thought her name was spotty. all cows are named spotty
February 28th, 2011 at 11:23 am
Love Black Stiletto! I vote for you!
February 28th, 2011 at 9:09 am
Yeah I am thinkin there are some great combos here, based completely and unashamedly on exactly what Night Safari and Barbie Doll had goin on.
Midnight Plastic
Crazy Illusion
Tall Trick
Wild Mattel
February 28th, 2011 at 9:55 am
Night Time Barbie
Night Doll
Safari Stalker
Safari Doll
Hot Momma Doll
February 28th, 2011 at 10:01 am
Safari Barbie
February 28th, 2011 at 10:13 am
Safari Barbie makes me laugh! There probably *is* a Safari Barbie, now that I think about it.
I like “Good Night Dolly” myself
February 28th, 2011 at 10:27 am
I whole heartedly believe that Nighttime Barbie would be a great choice, something that Mattel will most likely steal from you in a few years.
February 28th, 2011 at 10:34 am
Okay so I realized that “Claire” doesn’t go with the theme of naming for pedigree. Maybe Kelly or Skipper as references to Barbie although they were her sisters, not daughters.
February 28th, 2011 at 11:25 am
Morning Matel
Dolly Hunt
Dolly Morning or the other way around, Morning Dolly
Picnic Girl
Lady Tour
February 28th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Correction: Morning Mattel
But I’m sure you knew that.
February 28th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Daybreak Darby
Okay, now I’m done.
February 28th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
I think Sweet Bunny..because that’s what I think when I see her baby picture….
February 28th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
You are funny!!
February 28th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Just a few…..working on more.>>
Mannequin Sunrise
Late-night Mannequin
Plastic Views
Perfection Huntress
Poseable Twilight
Toy Aisle Afield
Poseable Huntress
February 28th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Moonlighting Barbie
Skipper in the Moonlight
February 28th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Y’all are KILLING ME.
Everytime I think there’s no where else to go, you head in a completely new direction.
Crackin’ me up.
February 28th, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Miss Barbie’s Texas Midnight Special…and then call her Harriet for short…lol
February 28th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
“Tutti Nox”
Nox, Night
(Roman goddess of night; daughter of Erebus; counterpart of Greek Nyx)
Tutti (1965-1971) Twin sister of Todd, both Tutti and Todd were siblings of Barbie and Skipper, and had seamless ‘bendy’ bodies. Both dolls appear to be very young children.
February 28th, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Thya, you are hired. We’re keeping you on retainer!
February 28th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
I know I know I just can’t stop though…
Midnight Skip
Skipping in the Dark
Goonight Barbie
3rd shift Barbie
Doll in the dark
Darkness Dolly
Perfect Hunt
February 28th, 2011 at 5:47 pm
oops that was
Goodnight Barbie
February 28th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
Lots of good ones above – but what the hay, I’m in!
African Vodoo
Jungle Barbie
Millicent Darkness
BMR Singapore
Millicent Zoo
Singapore Barbie
Jungle Perfection
February 28th, 2011 at 9:46 pm
This is fun!
36-18-33
Pink Lipstick Safari
Dream House in Rio
Millicent at Night
Chic Safari
February 28th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Um, the 36-18-33 one?
That’s really funny.
February 28th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Ha ha. My (yeah right!), I mean, Barbie’s measurements. She supposedly was 5’9″ and anorexic. I love your contests! Everyone has great names. I used to name my dad’s Hanoverian horses. Every year all foals are named with names starting with the same letter of the alphabet. Some years were a stretch!
February 28th, 2011 at 11:58 pm
hahahaha! love it! but I’m still with Black Stiletto, or one of mine, a’course.
February 28th, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Howdy, Folks… just jumping back in to say ALL NAMES ARE ELIGIBLE even though I goofed part of the pedigree. If history is any indication, names are taken from every part of the line.
Carry on
February 28th, 2011 at 11:14 pm
Norte Rio Rosa
February 28th, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Marionette River
Marionette (synonym for doll)
River (rio is river in Spanish)
Call her Mary or Nettie
and yes, I know Mary is your real name. I still think it would cute, but thats just me.
March 1st, 2011 at 9:13 am
Ken’s Carnival
Riverboat Kewpie
March 1st, 2011 at 9:25 am
Brazilian Barbie
Brazilian Perfection
Toy ‘r’ io
Girl from Ipanema- Get it….the song
March 1st, 2011 at 9:41 am
Football Barbie
Toy Aisle Carnival
Copacabana Barbie
Doll Hunt
Dancing Queen-Samba being a Brazilian Dance-Rio Brazil capitol
Barry Manilow Barbie-Barry wrote Copacabana(place in rio)
Lola Doll-(Lola name from Copacabana(place in rio)
Skinny Barry Manilow
Skinny River
March 1st, 2011 at 9:53 am
Jetsetting Barbie
Traveling Doll
Pretty in Rio
March 1st, 2011 at 11:53 am
So many inappropriate things come to mind. Yikes! I’ll just keep my comments to myself and list my names.(I also like lots of the names that have already been mentioned).
Safari Girl
River Baby
Rio Bravo
Boneca (Portuguese word for doll) Safari
Safari Hottie
African Queen
March 7th, 2011 at 10:55 pm
Okay, so I’m figuring out that though I’ve been reading, I haven’t been commenting. (I really ought to throw my phone in the trash.) And can I just say I’ve had my laughs, here? Can’t even begin to weigh in (although I’m too late, I know), but am very glad to be reminded that THIS IS THE MONTH for a vehicle registration. Very well might’ve gotten overlooked.