buns

my advice would be to never enter the word “buns” into a google search

I went to my Peanut check-up today…met another doctor in my lovely group…found I’d gained 20 pounds total…and that my glucose is fine. Bueno. All systems go. The nurse returned for my Rhogam shot (no ET biohazard suit in sight, though the needle was large and pink) and said, “Alrighty…I need a hip.” A hip? You mean my rear end? “Let’s be honest here,” I said, “You’re not talkin’ about my hip. You want a cheek.” “Yep,” she said, “Turn around.”

I have to say- I am a champion shot-taker. No issues…no fainting…minimal anxiety…no screaming or squirming.

I think I’m growing.

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TexasNorth is a little farm in Western Michigan. It's home to 5 chickens, 25 longhorn cattle, a coonhound (Banjo), 1 barn cat, a husband, and 3 ridiculously funny children. The mom of this zoo has been known to mow the lawn in a skirt and roast marshmallows after dark. View all posts by texasnorth

4 responses to “buns

  • Miss Christine

    Lol. “I need a hip.” Oh so subtle.

    Oh man. I love your blog. It gives me much joy. 🙂

  • KristenDeckingaMoore

    I kind of wanna eat the buns that you have pictured.

  • KatieKate

    KMoore…you would be the only woman I know who could make those buns from scratch. Get on it.

  • KristenDeckingaMoore

    Thanks for the compliment.
    The funniest part of your comment is that you used the words “butt” and “scratch” in the same sentence.
    And I believe that is hysterical.

    I will be armed with baked delectable goodies when we come to the autumn hayride at the farm.

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