I am not pregnant.
I repeat: I am NOT pregnant.
I just thought Squirt looked like a little boy in that photo…and that’s ALL. But, I will say that I have 3 months of *ahem* medicine left and I don’t think I’ll be renewing, so there. Everyone happy now? Everyone feel up to speed? You are ALL in time out as of now. I will tell you when you can come out.
We have renamed our child…gone is the sweet little angelfaced Peanut. CRAZY HORSE is here to stay. The girl is a nut. She has taken a total of 1 nap in the last 2 days…and is still going strong. Yesterday she cleared church (no nursery), a family reunion with 500 cousins, a concert (bliss), and a return to the reunion without making so much as a whimper. She’s crazy. She wore her pjs to see Lyle and smiled the whole time- and it was sunny and warm and the band wore suits and played and played. It was grand. Afterwards, she met quite a fan club of folks who were in love with her. We’ve got only hours, I fear, before she starts crawling. My life is about to change.
Thank you so much for your Etsy love…your emails and comments have made me so so very thrilled to have jumped in a finally done it. I did not get to add the last few fun things to the shop yesterday as there was a lack of napping and concerts and other things (see above paragraph). These will be in on Wednesday at 8am. FYI. [updated Wednesday: 2 new bags and a kiddo onsie are in the shop for July!]
And, finally, for this Monday: Curt stopped by the hardware store Friday afternoon (more on this Thursday). Whilst inside, he realized he needed to use the potty (sometimes, even in a hardware store, it’s necessary). Whilst he was IN the potty, the lights went out. Tee-hee-hee! He said, “Do you know how difficult it is to finish up IN A HARDWARE STORE in PITCH DARK?” I’m sure I don’t. I’m sure. I. Don’t. Such potty mouth. Sheesh.
Chelsey, you be careful over there in Bonnie England. I love you. Maybe can you swing over to Wimbledon and get me a big tennis ball with Roger’s signature??? I shall be glued to the tv all week. It’s my favorite thing to watch.