Please imagine me at home yesterday. Occasionally, I press pause on “Pride and Prejudice” to use the facilities. Yesterday was such a day. Everything went well. I then returned to my movie and sewing (The blue-hooded tree/leaf sweatshirt is finally up in the shoppe, btw!). Two hours (and perhaps a Coke and a couple oatmeal cookies) later, I need to use the facilities again. I am thankful we do not have an outhouse. I head to the restroom and whilst preparing, I notice a rather large full square of –clean- tp fastened to the front button of my jeans- sticking out and waving to everyone. Must have hitched a ride as I was changing rolls the last time. Awesome. I’m sure the UPS man is radio-ing his buddies as we speak. “You know that crazy lady over on Montcalm? The one with the disappearing chickens? Yeah. Listen to this!” tee-hee-he.
Today, I shall be stroller-skating (you heard me) with Peanut and Tracy. They allow strollers on the floor. I am thinking Rylie will laugh so hard she will need several diaper changes. I shall bring my camera. I shall check my pants before entering the rink. If you ever see me in public and notice a problem/malfunction…PLEASE, help a girl out, would ya?
Speaking of Etsy…I have not forgotten all you lovely people who created a profile and trolled around the world of wonderful handmade goods last week AND the surprise I promised you. It will happen before 2008, ok?