To whom it may concern,
Katie has gone on a road trip for the day.
She got up early, put on real clothes, and went out into the real world.
She would appreciate your positive thoughts in the following areas:
not eating anything before purchase at Traders Joe’s,
not falling asleep in any of the Ikea displays,
and not yelling at people to walk on the right side of the aisles.
Please, Lord, let her be a decent human being today in public.
Regularly scheduled blog-programming will resume on Thursday,