And, the winner of the
Winter Knit Hat Keep You Warm in ALL Kinds of Weather Give-Away is… MANDI! Who will need a winter hat to keep warm when her in-laws kick her out of the house for breaking their appliances 🙂 You can come live with me. (The accounting firm of Curtis J. Mulder affirms that this was a legal and legitimate random drawing.) Wooo hooo! Mandi, let me know what general size you are looking for and I’ll get that out to you as quick as… well, who am I kidding.
I’ll send it out sometime this week.
People. There’s a stomach bug going around. My little Rylie caught it. You know what it’s like for an almost-4 year-old with low muscle control and who’s barely potty trained to have a stomach bug? It’s not pretty, I can tell you that much.
I’ll keep the details to a minimum, but let’s just say there was a Pull-Up Explosion early one morning last week. And let’s say it happened after The Father headed to work. And let’s say The Rylie Girl was mortified and crawled up on my bed and cried… because she felt gross and she was gross and she didn’t know what to do. How do you get messy footie pjs off a four year-old?
Let me be honest: I was not 100% awesome.
I should have taken her to the bath tub and done everything there. Instead, I started on our bed… and everything went really really well until there was one little spot that got away from me. And so I wiped it up/cleaned/rinsed the spot and then I took Ry to the bath and poured bubbles in and tried to make life better. Life ensued. I forgot all about the poo.
Two days later, Curt notices The Spot on (his side of) the sheets.
boy: What is this? Is this POO?!
Oh my word. Yes. It’s poo. Ry had an accident.
boy: It’s POO?!
That happened on Thursday! You’re obviously fine. Chill.
boy: I’ve been sleeping on POO!
No. Come on. You’ve been sleeping on CLEAN poo.
I’ve got more laundry to do.
See you Thursday.